I saw a preview the other day for a movie coming out called "He’s just not that into you" that movie is based on a book, which is based on an episode of Sex In The City, which is based on a book, which was based on a relationship columnists columns, which were based on her life, which just goes to show art does imitate life, or artists aren’t very original these days.

With the dreaded Valentines Day looming on the horizon magazine covers and internet news fluff articles are being dominated by silly ass advice about how to spot your perfect love, how to avoid possibly problematic partners, how to get laid, and how to know if he’s just not that into you. Well I’ll save you the time of reading those Yahoo news articles and save you six bucks for that new copy of Cosmo and throw down a little pre-Valentine relationship advice.

Guys, you know she’s just not that into you if- She won’t have sex with you
Girls, you know he’s just not that into you if- He has sex with you
That only applies to newly dating couples. If you are already in a relationship that means she’s not having sex with you anyway and he’s having sex with somebody else. Actually that only applies to married couples. People in the post date/ pre marriage phase are probably having incredible sex on a regular basis but are starting to get tired of putting up with each other when they’re not having sex.

If you try to pick up dates in a bar don’t expect a lasting relationship, you might however expect an STD.
Don’t pick up dates on Craigslist unless you want to be part of a prostitution sting operation.
If you marry somebody who has three ex-husbands/wives, expect them to have a fourth pretty soon.
Did your man hit you? He’s gonna do it again.
If someone says, "It’s not you, it’s me." It’s you.

If your boyfriend won’t let you meet his friends, you aren’t his girlfriend. If a man takes you to meet his friends on the first date, he just wants to fuck.
Did your man forget Valentines Day? Good, that means he’s not gay.
Nice guys are usually pussies. Bad boys are usually assholes. There is no such thing as a hooker with a heart of gold. You can’t turn a ho into a housewife.
Always remember that the first three months of a relationship is where you can still hide all your fucked up problems, after that you have to deal with reality so don’t get married before three months.

Girls- You’d be amazed how much a man will appreciate you if you suck his dick every once in a while without making him beg or barter for it.
Guys- Just resign yourself to the fact that that bitch will never get ready to go out on time. You’ll save yourself a lot of stress that way.

Here’s a nice thought for the day: Jesus is proof that abstinence doesn’t work.