Dating? Looking for a new relationship?
Well, I have some great signs I have accumulated and thought I should share.lol1. Men Who Are Damaged and Like It:He's the guy that seems so sensitive and caring when you first meet. He's able to share with you the heartbreak of a broken relationship. You only find out after a few more encounters that he's still nursing a broken heart from the relationship he had with someone over ten years ago. You slowly realize that he's not so much heartbroken but already committed to never caring about someone again. No matter how much time you spend together, you can never get through. Face it, you never will. The padding around his heart (and his skull) is so thick a neutron bomb won't pierce through it.

So give up and get going. He's like a dick wad that slowly wears you down with false hope until you just want to smash it. 2.. Men Who Thinks He Knows You: These are the guys who think they are Einstein. They spend all their time thinking and little time actually doing anything constructive. They have put a big label on you after two dates. He's the guy who sits there watching you, with that stupid smug "I knew it" look on his face. He's clearly thinking that by putting a label on you, he has you all figured out and knows just what to do to cure you of anything u could possibly do to him inthr future.What's sad is that he still can't figure out how to get someone to actually like him, so how is he going to fix you? 3.Men Who Think They Are Better Than You or know every freaking thing. Have you met him?

He's all about feeling superior. Nobody is good enough for him. My lady has to be an intellect,a great cook, a great lover and Alice. At the end of day, hes requesting everything he is not!He simply takes comfort in feeling that he is better than everybody else. Pls dont spend too much time with this dude.After spending enough time with this guy, you will grow to despise his mire existence.He is unworthy. Throw him away like you would a mold-filled potato. 4. Men Who Are Way Too Paranoid

Something about these green-eyed goblins drives them to think you are cheating, even when you are with them.

They are the ones who seem so confident at first, flirting with you and attracted to your ability to flirt back. You date them and find they really don't like your clothes (too revealing), your hairstyle(too flashy), your friends (sluts), your family (too nosy), your job (too demanding)These are signs of a paranoid nut who can't stand you out of his sight.He needs you to have nothing in your life but him, and you will have nothing unless you wake up and get out. Run..Run...Run
It only takes around a week to pick up on these signs..Lmao
5. Men Who Think Only With Their Sticks:

As we well know, the streets r littered with broken realationships & marriages caused by men who think with their sticks and not their brains. They see something they want to poke and it does not matter if they have Beyonce or Buffy the Body waiting at home. These men will do what they know they shouldn't do, go get the forbidden poke.It does not matter that you are the hottest chick.A man like this is going to give you a few diseases and mess up your public right to be voted the "Happiest Couple". You know he's the type to cheat as that's how you got him from his first wife. Know that you got a weasel in your arms, and throw him away before he puts you on the front pages of the daily newspaper for murder.lol

For those of u viewing, pls do not take this out of context. however,if it applies to u,let it stick...